Wouldn’t you just know it! My book is finally out and the world is going to end tomorrow. Typical.
And there is even worse news for you living in the UK; aside from the world ending here first (for some reason, this apocalypse arrives at 6 PM and follows the time zones around the world), but in addition to that, my book is only available on Amzon.com, so you will either have to wait a week or two (but who has time for that; certainly not you) or use international shipping, which can be expensive (but just what are you saving your money for?)
I think the sensible thing to do is obvious: everyone, and I mean everyone, needs to buy my book immediately.
Do one, do all but do it now, because tomorrow will be too late.
I realize, if you do buy the book, it won’t arrive before the apocalypse, even if you use priority mail, and I’m sorry about that, but what is important here is that I am able to know that for one, brief, shining moment before we all become dust, that I was a best-selling author.
You want me to have that, don’t you?
You know what to do.
And if you are reading this post-6PM on Saturday, 21 May 2011 then I guess you don’t have to be too concerned about using priority mail.