“I know when I’ve met my match – Michael’s book is way funnier than anything I have ever written.”.
“Being leader of the Free World is an awesome responsibility, and if it weren’t for the laughs I get from reading Postcards From Across the Pond I don’t know what I’d do.”
“Harrr Matey! I read ‘Postcards’ every chance I get; so should you, or I’ll see you walk the plank.”..
“I recently started reading Postcards From Across the Pond and it has helped me see the error of my ways. If I had my life to live over, I would use In a Gadda Da Vida as my inspiration for mass murder. “
“I wish I was as funny as Mr. Harling.”..
Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor – Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
“Sorry for inadvertently leaving you off of this year’s Honour’s List; I will be certain to rectify that next year, Sir Harling.”
“After a hard day of killing women and babies, nothing relaxes me like a good dose of Postcards From Across the Pond.”..
“Mmm mmffm mmm.”..
“This guy is seriously funny. I need to have him on my show.”..
“While I was alive, I derived much pleasure from traveling forward in time to read Postcards From Across the Pond. You did find the plans for my time machine, didn’t you? I left them on the desk in my study.”
“Fighting crime is a serious business so, to relax, I turn to Michael’s hilarious adventures on Postcards From Across the Pond.”..
“If I could write half as well as Mr. Harling, I might actually make something of myself.”..
“I only work one day a year, the other 364 I spend reading Postcards From Across the Pond.”..
“Michael’s Postcards From Across the Pond helped me get my life back on track. Michael, I am so very, very grateful to you and I want to show my appreciation. Why won’t you return my calls?”