Falling into Place

I love it when a plan comes together.

That, of course, assumes I had a plan, which I didn’t, so I guess it would be more appropriate to report that things are randomly falling into place through no fault of my own. But it still feels good.

It started when my son invited me to go to ComiCon with him during our recent pilgrimage to the US. As I noted in that post, I met a Fantasy/Adventure publisher there who I introduced my Fantasy/Adventure series to, and though the results of that serendipitous meeting have not yet resulted in a contract, it is looking good.

Being a real publisher, he’s planning to start over with the series, meaning changes to the manuscripts, new covers, etc. I’m on board with all of this, even if it’s going to mean more work for me because, due to his market being aimed at people who read those sorts of books, I have little doubt The Talisman will shift at least a few copies, which is more than I managed.

That’s the same reason Finding Rachel Davenport sold well when it first came out. The publisher had a large following of readers looking for that sort of book. So, they bought it, by the hundreds, until their next catalogue came out, after which they began buying those books instead.

Unrelated to all this, I pushed Finding Rachel Davenport on my Book Club as our December book. I did it as a joke, and to make my life easier, figuring that, having written the book, I didn’t need to read it. But when I began thinking about the plot, I realised I had no inkling what it was. So, I read it, and enjoyed it, which had me looking forward to the Book Club meeting in December because I had so much to ask, and to say, and, I hoped, to hear from them. As it turned out, December’s meeting was a meal in a pub and we never got around to talking about the book, which was a huge disappointment, but ultimately didn’t matter a great deal.

What did matter was, I had found a publisher for The Talisman, so I had every reason to believe I could find a new publisher for Finding Rachel Davenport.

This also encouraged me to re-evaluate my writing journey. I had, in loose terms, spent my 20s, 30s, and 40s writing humour. In my 50s, I got serious about writing book-length material and managed to publish two—the aforementioned Rachel and the original Postcards book. I was, I thought, on my way, but then my 60s saw me inexplicably detour into self-publishing and, while it was gratifying, in retrospect I see it brought me no closer to my original goal of being a published novelist.

To put it into perspective: Rachel, in the first year of my three-year contract with the publisher, sold nearly 2,000 copies. In the 11 years since, it has sold less than 200. The Talisman, on the other hand, totally self-published, has sold zero.

Sales Chart

And none of those books, in their current forms, will sell any more because I have removed them all from Amazon, and my website (as well as my sidebar, if you noticed). This is something I expect the publisher of The Talisman to ask (or demand), so I pre-empted him. Rachel I removed because, if I am going to begin submitting again, it would be best to say it is no longer published anywhere.

On top of that, I am within spitting-distance of the finish-line for the gruelling ultra-marathon that is The Exodus Connection manuscript, which means I can tell any prospective Publisher/Agent that I have another book ready (ish). It also means that I can begin seriously planning my next book, which I can also mention, along with The Brighton Virgins, a manuscript that has long been languishing, unloved and unpublished, on my hard-drive due to it being a rubbish story, but I’m a bit better at writing these days so I could, in theory, revisit that steaming pile of words with the intent of making something out of it.

Who knows if that will work? And who knows if I can really place Rachel, or Exodus, or any future efforts? All I do know is, I am back on the road I set out on, and if I don’t reach my designated waypoint (you’re never at the end; there is always the next book), at least no one can say I didn’t try.

4 Comments

  • Karen Jones

    Hip Hip HUZZAH!!!!
    Good to have a Plan, however it was hatched!!!
    Happy Holidays
    Keep up the momentum!

  • Antoinette Tryniszewski

    I can’t leave a comment to the post on fb. That said…I’m glad I have your books signed and not changed by a publisher. I can say I have the originals. 😃 I’m happy that you may have found a publisher to realize your dream. I do have a question, though…have you ever kept any copies of the work newsletters that you published all those years ago? Now we get The Scoop, but it’s not even remotely the same. I still recall your ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas version. I wish I had kept copies of those back then.

    • MikeH

      Yes, you have the originals. Very rare 😉 And yes, I have copies of The Rap … somewhere. As for the Christmas poem, I just put The Santa in my FB feed. You should be able to find it. If you are talking about the PC Night Before Christmas, here it is:

      A Politically Correct Night Before Christmas (um, I mean, A Holiday)
      (26 Nov 1992)

      T’was the night before a Holiday, which one I can’t say
      or the politically correct will come take me away.
      And I couldn’t decide, for the life of me
      if that thing in the corner was a bush or a tree,
      when in front of my house a car horn did blare
      so I put down my egg nog to see who was there.
      A clean-shaven man in a gabardine suit
      stepped out of a taxi cab near my front stoop.
      “On Driver!” he said, and paid the cab fare
      “Are you Santa?” I asked of the man standing there.
      “I was once called Saint Nick,” he said with a gleam,
      “But lately that ‘S’ word has become almost obscene.”
      “I’ve been corrected for certain, though improved, I doubt it,
      “Let’s get out of this cold and I’ll tell you about it.”
      I offered him cake, and bid him to try it.
      “I can’t,” he replied, “You see, I’m on a diet.
      “I’m not to have cookies or candy or sweets
      “I must set an example for what children should eat.
      “Overeaters anonymous and dentists both feel
      “that I need to stay slim and eat healthy meals.
      “My pipe, of course, was the next thing to go
      “The Cancer Society’s lawyers said so.
      “My fur suit and leather were found to offend
      “militant vegans, so I had to change them
      “for a synthetic blend in this neutral color.
      “And I shaved off my beard to please one group or another.
      “My reindeer all invoked their animal rights
      “then the elves unionized and now they’re on strike.
      “But I no longer need toys, so they’re free to go.
      “Leaving presents in houses; that’s illegal, you know.
      “And my name has been changed, it’s no longer St. Nick.
      “It’s now Shirley Abdul Jacob Dinosovitch.”
      I shook my head sadly, stunned by his speech,
      was nothing beyond special interests groups’ reach?
      “But you aren’t Shirley or Jacob or Abdul,” I said,
      “If you pretend that you are then you’re out of your head.
      “These groups want you to act as they think you should
      “as if they are the ones who define what is good.
      “I don’t have a society, lawyer or cause
      “but I do enjoy Christmas, and I want Santa Claus
      “the way I remember, a jolly red elf.
      “You’re Santa, godamnit, get hold of yourself.”
      “You’re right,” he replied, “it’s to myself I belong
      “they’ve been holding me hostage to their values too long.
      “I’m through taking cab rides, it’s back to sleigh power
      “and I’ll offer the elves another dollar an hour.
      “Let’s cap this epiphany with a cup of good cheer,
      “And for God’s sake don’t give me non-alcohol beer.”