For a Short Time Only

20 May 2011 /

Wouldn’t you just know it! My book is finally out and the world is going to end tomorrow. Typical.

And there is even worse news for you living in the UK; aside from the world ending here first (for some reason, this apocalypse arrives at 6 PM and follows the time zones around the world), but in addition to that, my book is only available on Amzon.com, so you will either have to wait a week or two (but who has time for that; certainly not you) or use international shipping, which can be expensive (but just what are you saving your money for?)

I think the sensible thing to do is obvious: everyone, and I mean everyone, needs to buy my book immediately.

– Buy the book
– Download the ebook for Kindle
– Download the ebook for Kindle in the UK
– Download from Smashwords

Do one, do all but do it now, because tomorrow will be too late.

I realize, if you do buy the book, it won’t arrive before the apocalypse, even if you use priority mail, and I’m sorry about that, but what is important here is that I am able to know that for one, brief, shining moment before we all become dust, that I was a best-selling author.

You want me to have that, don’t you?

You know what to do.

And if you are reading this post-6PM on Saturday, 21 May 2011 then I guess you don’t have to be too concerned about using priority mail.

14 Comments

  • Abigail Young

    22 May 2011 at 2:23 am

    But what if we aren't saved? Then we'll have until October 21 when the world is destroyed! I truly am upset at people who say \”The Bible Guarantees It!\” when it absolutely does no such thing. A black smear on Bible-believing Christians, in my opinion.www.PictureBritain.comI am happy about your book, however 🙂

  • MikeH

    22 May 2011 at 5:49 am

    Abby: Thanks! I often wonder if any ever reads it.And I did notice that the \”real\” Christians stayed wisely silent during the whole brouhaha. The secular world had a field day with it, though 😉

  • Unknown

    22 May 2011 at 4:03 pm

    The apocalypse has passed and I have emerged unscathed…not being the owner of a kindle or other similar device (yet?!), please confirm when/where we mere un-techy mortals can buy your words of wisdom…RegardsFellow traveller from across a much bigger pond

  • MikeH

    23 May 2011 at 10:14 am

    Kym: Ah, like me you have not yet been assimilated. I'm afraid Amazon is slow to update its UK site. I keep checking, but it isn't there yet 🙁 But you're not far away; stop on down–I'll let you read my proof copy ;)Fancy: Hope you enjoy it, and glad (I guess) that you have been assimilated.

  • MikeH

    24 May 2011 at 5:12 am

    Mrs. Baum: Thanks. Glad people are finally looking at it. It's been up there so long some of it is already outdated.

  • Chris Grime

    24 May 2011 at 1:12 pm

    I first met you on Sunday Mike, so I may well have missed all the action, or perhaps I am waiting patiently staring over the abyss of 21st October referred to by Abby above? Nope, I am pretty sure patience is not my strong suit, so it won't be the latter. Enjoying your blog – thanks