• For a Short Time Only

    Wouldn’t you just know it! My book is finally out and the world is going to end tomorrow. Typical.

    And there is even worse news for you living in the UK; aside from the world ending here first (for some reason, this apocalypse arrives at 6 PM and follows the time zones around the world), but in addition to that, my book is only available on Amzon.com, so you will either have to wait a week or two (but who has time for that; certainly not you) or use international shipping, which can be expensive (but just what are you saving your money for?)

    I think the sensible thing to do is obvious: everyone, and I mean everyone, needs to buy my book immediately.

    – Buy the book
    – Download the ebook for Kindle
    – Download the ebook for Kindle in the UK
    – Download from Smashwords

    Do one, do all but do it now, because tomorrow will be too late.

    I realize, if you do buy the book, it won’t arrive before the apocalypse, even if you use priority mail, and I’m sorry about that, but what is important here is that I am able to know that for one, brief, shining moment before we all become dust, that I was a best-selling author.

    You want me to have that, don’t you?

    You know what to do.

    And if you are reading this post-6PM on Saturday, 21 May 2011 then I guess you don’t have to be too concerned about using priority mail.